Dealer Profile: Blond, white, big rack
I would like to see a machine programmed like this: Chippy Asian dealer, scowl on her face, barely speaks English, and says crap like this:
"Oh no, 5 card 21, house so rucky tonite...."
"Sorry boys, boss says shuffle"
"House get brackjack again, sorry prayers"
"Sorry, deera no bust tonite"
"Hey boss, I tink dey countin cards..."
"You shoulda prayed royal match, now you get nothing."
"You alway take eben money on brackjack when deerra have Ace..."
"Book says no sprit 5's against 4's, you shoulda double down"
"Check pray, Brown out"
"Prayers no win tonite, house take all money."
"You roose arot of money last hour, maybe you ruck change now?"
"I not from Vietnam, I from China."
"Double Down on soft 19 against 6, that's strange pray."
"You winna big bet too many time, boss not happy."
"Hope you make a money and I make a money."
Here's another machine, but this time with a "feldman" watching.
Dealer Profile: Brunette, white, big rack
Dealer Profile: Asian, big rack
Dealer Profile: White, blond, short hair, modest rack