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Friday, August 20, 2010

Job Postings -- Craigslist Las Vegas #2

Craigslist Las Vegas has its share of "interesting" jobs to say the least.  Here are the latest from CL:


Japanese fast food cashier needed (215/Eastern)

This has to be one of the most insulting job descriptions I have seen on CL LV.  This is a part-time job.   Your main job is a cashier. You are also responsible to clean bathrooms and take out the the trash.  For this position you must be "energetic" and send in a resume and a photo.  Come on now...  I would also suspect that this is one of those "Japanese" restaurants run by Koreans....

Part time job opening available.Looking to fill cashier posistion.Must be dependable,presentable,and energetic.I need someone that will stay busy throughout the shift.If there is no customer ordering,employee will stay busy cleaning the dining area,stocking,organize the store etc.Must have a friendly personality and great customer service.job detail includes cleaning bathrooms,changing trash,cleaning windows,and some lifting.If you think can handle these task please respond to this post with a current photo and resume.We are looking forward to a new team member!

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Pool party with gay men attending, huh uh....  I wonder if  "European swimwear" is required?  I wonder if there are other "requirements" ?

Need Male Bartender for 1 day (Las Vegas)

I need a goodlooking bartender for a pool party. Need someone who is friendly to work 12pm to 4 or maybe 5 pm. When people leave and the tips stop, you can leave. The pay is negotiable but will be a set amount plus tips. The date needded is the 28th. It is apool party with a majority or gay men attending. Please be comfortable with that. We are pretty easy going and being shirtless and a swimsuit would be a plus. This is only a one day job but we have other parties throughout the year that you can work if you are available on the dates. Send an email and I will get back to you asap.Thanks.

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They seem to have trouble filling this "position."  Maybe because you have to work in your f-ing underwear?  Come on now.  What is up with these gay clubs and working in your underwear?

BARTENDER (LAS VEGAS )

Fast paced gay nightclub is seeking experienced Bartenders. Must be able to work in Underwear type uniform. Must be able to perform in high volume situations with exceptional customer service. Must have 2 years Bartending experience in a high volume background. Must be able to work in a gay environment.

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My first question is will Phil Ruffin -- owner of the TI be at this "audition?"  I love the audition "costume"  -- come on now.  Only in Las Vegas!  At least this seems like a legit job with full time hours and benefits... 

Auditions for Gilley Girls - Gilley's Las Vegas (Treasure Island)

Audition is for Dancers with Tam cards:

Treasure Island is looking for beautiful girls who love to interact with our guests, bringing a high energy and
fun atmosphere to Gilley’s Saloon, Dancehall & BBQ. Girls should be 21-35 in good physical shape, costume is bikini and chaps. Be prepared to perform choreographed line dances, serve food and drinks, and personalized shots, and operate bull riding ticket sales. This is an opportunity to become a full time employee of Treasure Island working evening hours approximately 7pm-2am, offering benefits and vacation time in accordance to full time employment. Auditions are on Saturday August 28th at 3pm in the Christian Audigier club inside Treasure Island. Please bring picture and resume.  Please wear cowboy boots, booty shorts and bikini top, be prepared to learn a line dance.

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3 comments:

  1. These are hilarious! Only in Las Vegas, indeed!

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  2. I love to read those ads!!

    Thank you ;)

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  3. For sure a Korean run sweatshop.
    Photo is so they can get someone ethnic looking, but a resume???
    FleaStiff.

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